Sign on the dotted line ......

Me and one of my colleagues were just rambling about something regarding triggers in oracle whereupon we suddenly stumbled upon the topic signatures . He said that he wanted a signature that related health wealth and character..

i just got my neurons into gear and was just contemplating about how my signature would look like . Ive seen quite a few signatures in my life and then was just relating them to the person . I guess the idea of signatures really sucks . In a way you are just trying to show case a bit of yourself to some other person who frankly is least bothered about it. He/she's just get finished with what you wanted to convey rather than ponder over your last line - the final cut - the icing on the cake....

Some people actually claim that the "last bits" are a work of art. A "last supper" just to fill in those little gaps. But sometimes they may actually look rather outta place .

hows this

To
The BABE adopting agencies
sir
i would love to adopt Michelle and im sure that you will find that i am a very able father but not quite so fortunate as far as scripting and making things are concerned . Kindly mail me back and let me know about when i will be able to meet you regarding the same

yours sincerely

Uday

"ash to ash
dust to dust
fade to black"

Some people like to GET TO THE POINT .
sir,
I would like to apply for the job that appeared in "Khaleej times" for the post of front desk . I would be extremely grateful if you would consider my application as per your kind perusal.
thanking you
yours sincerely
judy


"very funny scotty . now beam down my clothes"


Dear mary , sue
i seem to have found out from our appointments that you have a split personality . Certainly you will have to meet me soon . i have to meet you to tell you the repercussions of staying off the "split me baby one more time " therapy that i suggested.
Sue : If you're reading this , ill meet you at the Rue De la bLu in in venice at 10:00 hrs on june 1799
Mary : you are the holy grail and u will be a godess in the year 2055 which is just a year away . ill meet you at the Central Park
both of you keep in touch

you're shrink

feedmewithathought

"Consciousness: that annoying time between naps."


Dear papa
i have learned a lot in the juvenile detention center . But i told you that it was divine intervention that told me that i had to murder that man .. After that Gabriel told me to slice the guy and feed him to johny. Anyway i feel a "calling" to clean up this place now .

love you

sandy

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."



Respected colonel,
The u-15 the most sophisticated of all of the russian submarines is now fully operational and is on collision course with the USS767. We will fulfill all that is expected of the motherland or we will not turn our faces back towards Russia.

In your Service

Commander Drinka Soma Vodka

"Are there any experienced suicide bombers?"


hey jing a ling
we got a jig downtown man .. make sure u there .. heard that there are quite a few babes who land up there . we might actually get to lose it .

cya

badaboom

"I blow harder' 'well... I bang harder' - true converstion between a trumpeter and a drummer"



hey man

this shit keeps throwing me error no 346524#@$ (can you imagine they have a link for something this arbid?. i didnt even try man .)
i just donno what to do . mail me

1011010
coders:
10 Sin
20 goto Hell

So keeping in perspective all of the above , id rather not pull out an "x-file" of a signature . People say thatim outta this world . But i dont think i have to explicitly show it out.
Atleast not when i mail someone .

What dya say dudes?