Bye Bye Miss American Pie......

Voodoo ....Voodoo
Ever heard about the Black Ages when "witches" were recognized by their "attire" .. Surprisingly today the attire of those yonder years would be heralded as some new fashion statement. So what is it with this excessive openess and this acceptance of "being different"

Once me and my pal were just conversing about "religious beliefs" which is the most engaging topic after the indigestion because of the dirty burger from "Sri rama lulu halli" and the world war3 sound track from the toilet behind(after that).

According to him it seems that planets can affect the life of a person ( no disrespect to him ofcourse . Every one is entitled to his own views and beliefs in life)

This is a piece of the conversation between him ( of whatever i can recall with a little bit of mirch masala for the pleasure of my readers)

Him : imagine the universe . there is a force exerted on each heavenly body by the other bodies.

Me: yes

Him : Now some of these forces cancel out on each other and the resultant force is what keeps things in the universe at their appropriate places

Me: burp !!!!. damn yesterday's burger. i told you that place didnt look too good

Him : (With fury) . I dont like wasting my time. I somehow urge him to go on .

And the conversation goes on to a real serious level with .

His argument is that as each and every body in the system is affected by every other ,it is possible that the "time"(current status of happiness, wealth,luck) may be influenced by lets say saturn's 13th moon . or that small thing that looks like a piece of shit way over there.

Some people claim it to be a science . Ok if it's a science then why cant i see it man . If, wheather two people should be compatible enough to spend their entire lives together may be decided by some mortal man who throws a few shells in this hand, then marriage counsellers had better be looking around for Mcdonalds joints for work coz the burger at Sri rama halli gully really sucks bad man ..

Unlike some religious beliefs ,there are some common beliefs which make the rather desperate guy want to burn his hair just because he believes in it but somehow gives him a pseudo feeling that all's well that ends well.

Enter - The stud for whom a certain group has been waiting for . The group compromises a very good friend of the stag and his girlfriend ( all stags show off in front of their best friend's girl just to let them know about what they are missing in life), an old friend who popped in and ofcourse his normal hang out friends. So it so happens that this girl has quite a few drinks and gets totally drunk, outta control and sane (Everyone knows that girls talk sense when they are outta their senses . or is it the other way . guys accept all sorta crap as sense when they are drunk .There's a fine line between sense and non-sense . I guess context has a lot to do with that .
So the climax of the story is that the frustrated drunk stag takes the bill ofcourse in the view that he will be appropriately paid at a later point of time.

This is issued in Public interest of all the stags

I would to appeal to all of the opposite sex. If you drink, Please pay for your drinks and get the hell out . All the stags keep falling in the same ditch and then rub off the dust and go looking for another one to fall into .

I fell into a real deep ditch . i wont be getting out of it for some time . But you can be sure ill be in the hunt soon . It has to happen . I BELIEVE in it.
just bloody dirty beliefs . voodoo.. voodoo