There is a sense of fight I have imbibed after getting tipped over .
Breaking you SJ is hard but desolation has allowed me to kill all remnants of emotion left. If anything is allowed to build , it is pure hatred . May I slay everything that comes in my way . Hexagonal eyes , hair in the wind and my wings . Die you beast as I swim in my fishbowl of illusion.
Friday, April 02, 2010
Thursday, April 01, 2010
Saturday, March 03, 2007
Im BAACK ( arnold style)
Jesus .. its been such a long time .. and it feels just right to be back in my pad ..
Im quite surprised myself that this place hasnt been taken down rather .
Felt good to read about my own thoughts 2 years back . MAN !!!!! have i changed and given up
totally to what other people think .
But recently, there a small nightingale that sings in my ear. I just feel wrapped around her
fingers.
Im BAACK and with a bang
Im quite surprised myself that this place hasnt been taken down rather .
Felt good to read about my own thoughts 2 years back . MAN !!!!! have i changed and given up
totally to what other people think .
But recently, there a small nightingale that sings in my ear. I just feel wrapped around her
fingers.
Im BAACK and with a bang
Wednesday, November 24, 2004
About ME!!!!!!!!
hey i was just arbidly thinking about how much i mean to all my
friends out there . So like why dont you guys tell me. Pls try and be honest and not ur bloody immature selves.
Name
how long have we known each other?
how did we meet?
funny moment we shared?
sad moment we shared?
have we ever fought?
describe my personality in 3 words-
smartest thing i have said?
dumbest thing i have said?
my most admirable quality
my most irritating quality
have we ever
kissed ?
hugged ?
got drunk together?
smoked together?
played basketball together?
*On a scale 1 to 10* TELL THE TRUTH
how funny am i?
how mature am i?
how smart am i?
how mean am i?
how nice am i?
how outgoing am i?
*my future*
where will i live in ten years?
what job will i have?
will we still be friends?
friends out there . So like why dont you guys tell me. Pls try and be honest and not ur bloody immature selves.
Name
how long have we known each other?
how did we meet?
funny moment we shared?
sad moment we shared?
have we ever fought?
describe my personality in 3 words-
smartest thing i have said?
dumbest thing i have said?
my most admirable quality
my most irritating quality
have we ever
kissed ?
hugged ?
got drunk together?
smoked together?
played basketball together?
*On a scale 1 to 10* TELL THE TRUTH
how funny am i?
how mature am i?
how smart am i?
how mean am i?
how nice am i?
how outgoing am i?
*my future*
where will i live in ten years?
what job will i have?
will we still be friends?
Wednesday, November 17, 2004
Bye Bye Miss American Pie......
Voodoo ....Voodoo
Ever heard about the Black Ages when "witches" were recognized by their "attire" .. Surprisingly today the attire of those yonder years would be heralded as some new fashion statement. So what is it with this excessive openess and this acceptance of "being different"
Once me and my pal were just conversing about "religious beliefs" which is the most engaging topic after the indigestion because of the dirty burger from "Sri rama lulu halli" and the world war3 sound track from the toilet behind(after that).
According to him it seems that planets can affect the life of a person ( no disrespect to him ofcourse . Every one is entitled to his own views and beliefs in life)
This is a piece of the conversation between him ( of whatever i can recall with a little bit of mirch masala for the pleasure of my readers)
Him : imagine the universe . there is a force exerted on each heavenly body by the other bodies.
Me: yes
Him : Now some of these forces cancel out on each other and the resultant force is what keeps things in the universe at their appropriate places
Me: burp !!!!. damn yesterday's burger. i told you that place didnt look too good
Him : (With fury) . I dont like wasting my time. I somehow urge him to go on .
And the conversation goes on to a real serious level with .
His argument is that as each and every body in the system is affected by every other ,it is possible that the "time"(current status of happiness, wealth,luck) may be influenced by lets say saturn's 13th moon . or that small thing that looks like a piece of shit way over there.
Some people claim it to be a science . Ok if it's a science then why cant i see it man . If, wheather two people should be compatible enough to spend their entire lives together may be decided by some mortal man who throws a few shells in this hand, then marriage counsellers had better be looking around for Mcdonalds joints for work coz the burger at Sri rama halli gully really sucks bad man ..
Unlike some religious beliefs ,there are some common beliefs which make the rather desperate guy want to burn his hair just because he believes in it but somehow gives him a pseudo feeling that all's well that ends well.
Enter - The stud for whom a certain group has been waiting for . The group compromises a very good friend of the stag and his girlfriend ( all stags show off in front of their best friend's girl just to let them know about what they are missing in life), an old friend who popped in and ofcourse his normal hang out friends. So it so happens that this girl has quite a few drinks and gets totally drunk, outta control and sane (Everyone knows that girls talk sense when they are outta their senses . or is it the other way . guys accept all sorta crap as sense when they are drunk .There's a fine line between sense and non-sense . I guess context has a lot to do with that .
So the climax of the story is that the frustrated drunk stag takes the bill ofcourse in the view that he will be appropriately paid at a later point of time.
This is issued in Public interest of all the stags
I would to appeal to all of the opposite sex. If you drink, Please pay for your drinks and get the hell out . All the stags keep falling in the same ditch and then rub off the dust and go looking for another one to fall into .
I fell into a real deep ditch . i wont be getting out of it for some time . But you can be sure ill be in the hunt soon . It has to happen . I BELIEVE in it.
just bloody dirty beliefs . voodoo.. voodoo
Ever heard about the Black Ages when "witches" were recognized by their "attire" .. Surprisingly today the attire of those yonder years would be heralded as some new fashion statement. So what is it with this excessive openess and this acceptance of "being different"
Once me and my pal were just conversing about "religious beliefs" which is the most engaging topic after the indigestion because of the dirty burger from "Sri rama lulu halli" and the world war3 sound track from the toilet behind(after that).
According to him it seems that planets can affect the life of a person ( no disrespect to him ofcourse . Every one is entitled to his own views and beliefs in life)
This is a piece of the conversation between him ( of whatever i can recall with a little bit of mirch masala for the pleasure of my readers)
Him : imagine the universe . there is a force exerted on each heavenly body by the other bodies.
Me: yes
Him : Now some of these forces cancel out on each other and the resultant force is what keeps things in the universe at their appropriate places
Me: burp !!!!. damn yesterday's burger. i told you that place didnt look too good
Him : (With fury) . I dont like wasting my time. I somehow urge him to go on .
And the conversation goes on to a real serious level with .
His argument is that as each and every body in the system is affected by every other ,it is possible that the "time"(current status of happiness, wealth,luck) may be influenced by lets say saturn's 13th moon . or that small thing that looks like a piece of shit way over there.
Some people claim it to be a science . Ok if it's a science then why cant i see it man . If, wheather two people should be compatible enough to spend their entire lives together may be decided by some mortal man who throws a few shells in this hand, then marriage counsellers had better be looking around for Mcdonalds joints for work coz the burger at Sri rama halli gully really sucks bad man ..
Unlike some religious beliefs ,there are some common beliefs which make the rather desperate guy want to burn his hair just because he believes in it but somehow gives him a pseudo feeling that all's well that ends well.
Enter - The stud for whom a certain group has been waiting for . The group compromises a very good friend of the stag and his girlfriend ( all stags show off in front of their best friend's girl just to let them know about what they are missing in life), an old friend who popped in and ofcourse his normal hang out friends. So it so happens that this girl has quite a few drinks and gets totally drunk, outta control and sane (Everyone knows that girls talk sense when they are outta their senses . or is it the other way . guys accept all sorta crap as sense when they are drunk .There's a fine line between sense and non-sense . I guess context has a lot to do with that .
So the climax of the story is that the frustrated drunk stag takes the bill ofcourse in the view that he will be appropriately paid at a later point of time.
This is issued in Public interest of all the stags
I would to appeal to all of the opposite sex. If you drink, Please pay for your drinks and get the hell out . All the stags keep falling in the same ditch and then rub off the dust and go looking for another one to fall into .
I fell into a real deep ditch . i wont be getting out of it for some time . But you can be sure ill be in the hunt soon . It has to happen . I BELIEVE in it.
just bloody dirty beliefs . voodoo.. voodoo
Thursday, October 14, 2004
Sign on the dotted line ......
Me and one of my colleagues were just rambling about something regarding triggers in oracle whereupon we suddenly stumbled upon the topic signatures . He said that he wanted a signature that related health wealth and character..
i just got my neurons into gear and was just contemplating about how my signature would look like . Ive seen quite a few signatures in my life and then was just relating them to the person . I guess the idea of signatures really sucks . In a way you are just trying to show case a bit of yourself to some other person who frankly is least bothered about it. He/she's just get finished with what you wanted to convey rather than ponder over your last line - the final cut - the icing on the cake....
Some people actually claim that the "last bits" are a work of art. A "last supper" just to fill in those little gaps. But sometimes they may actually look rather outta place .
hows this
To
The BABE adopting agencies
sir
i would love to adopt Michelle and im sure that you will find that i am a very able father but not quite so fortunate as far as scripting and making things are concerned . Kindly mail me back and let me know about when i will be able to meet you regarding the same
yours sincerely
Uday
"ash to ash
dust to dust
fade to black"
Some people like to GET TO THE POINT .
sir,
I would like to apply for the job that appeared in "Khaleej times" for the post of front desk . I would be extremely grateful if you would consider my application as per your kind perusal.
thanking you
yours sincerely
judy
"very funny scotty . now beam down my clothes"
Dear mary , sue
i seem to have found out from our appointments that you have a split personality . Certainly you will have to meet me soon . i have to meet you to tell you the repercussions of staying off the "split me baby one more time " therapy that i suggested.
Sue : If you're reading this , ill meet you at the Rue De la bLu in in venice at 10:00 hrs on june 1799
Mary : you are the holy grail and u will be a godess in the year 2055 which is just a year away . ill meet you at the Central Park
both of you keep in touch
you're shrink
feedmewithathought
"Consciousness: that annoying time between naps."
Dear papa
i have learned a lot in the juvenile detention center . But i told you that it was divine intervention that told me that i had to murder that man .. After that Gabriel told me to slice the guy and feed him to johny. Anyway i feel a "calling" to clean up this place now .
love you
sandy
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
Respected colonel,
The u-15 the most sophisticated of all of the russian submarines is now fully operational and is on collision course with the USS767. We will fulfill all that is expected of the motherland or we will not turn our faces back towards Russia.
In your Service
Commander Drinka Soma Vodka
"Are there any experienced suicide bombers?"
hey jing a ling
we got a jig downtown man .. make sure u there .. heard that there are quite a few babes who land up there . we might actually get to lose it .
cya
badaboom
"I blow harder' 'well... I bang harder' - true converstion between a trumpeter and a drummer"
hey man
this shit keeps throwing me error no 346524#@$ (can you imagine they have a link for something this arbid?. i didnt even try man .)
i just donno what to do . mail me
1011010
coders:
10 Sin
20 goto Hell
So keeping in perspective all of the above , id rather not pull out an "x-file" of a signature . People say thatim outta this world . But i dont think i have to explicitly show it out.
Atleast not when i mail someone .
What dya say dudes?
i just got my neurons into gear and was just contemplating about how my signature would look like . Ive seen quite a few signatures in my life and then was just relating them to the person . I guess the idea of signatures really sucks . In a way you are just trying to show case a bit of yourself to some other person who frankly is least bothered about it. He/she's just get finished with what you wanted to convey rather than ponder over your last line - the final cut - the icing on the cake....
Some people actually claim that the "last bits" are a work of art. A "last supper" just to fill in those little gaps. But sometimes they may actually look rather outta place .
hows this
To
The BABE adopting agencies
sir
i would love to adopt Michelle and im sure that you will find that i am a very able father but not quite so fortunate as far as scripting and making things are concerned . Kindly mail me back and let me know about when i will be able to meet you regarding the same
yours sincerely
Uday
"ash to ash
dust to dust
fade to black"
Some people like to GET TO THE POINT .
sir,
I would like to apply for the job that appeared in "Khaleej times" for the post of front desk . I would be extremely grateful if you would consider my application as per your kind perusal.
thanking you
yours sincerely
judy
"very funny scotty . now beam down my clothes"
Dear mary , sue
i seem to have found out from our appointments that you have a split personality . Certainly you will have to meet me soon . i have to meet you to tell you the repercussions of staying off the "split me baby one more time " therapy that i suggested.
Sue : If you're reading this , ill meet you at the Rue De la bLu in in venice at 10:00 hrs on june 1799
Mary : you are the holy grail and u will be a godess in the year 2055 which is just a year away . ill meet you at the Central Park
both of you keep in touch
you're shrink
feedmewithathought
"Consciousness: that annoying time between naps."
Dear papa
i have learned a lot in the juvenile detention center . But i told you that it was divine intervention that told me that i had to murder that man .. After that Gabriel told me to slice the guy and feed him to johny. Anyway i feel a "calling" to clean up this place now .
love you
sandy
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
Respected colonel,
The u-15 the most sophisticated of all of the russian submarines is now fully operational and is on collision course with the USS767. We will fulfill all that is expected of the motherland or we will not turn our faces back towards Russia.
In your Service
Commander Drinka Soma Vodka
"Are there any experienced suicide bombers?"
hey jing a ling
we got a jig downtown man .. make sure u there .. heard that there are quite a few babes who land up there . we might actually get to lose it .
cya
badaboom
"I blow harder' 'well... I bang harder' - true converstion between a trumpeter and a drummer"
hey man
this shit keeps throwing me error no 346524#@$ (can you imagine they have a link for something this arbid?. i didnt even try man .)
i just donno what to do . mail me
1011010
coders:
10 Sin
20 goto Hell
So keeping in perspective all of the above , id rather not pull out an "x-file" of a signature . People say thatim outta this world . But i dont think i have to explicitly show it out.
Atleast not when i mail someone .
What dya say dudes?
Tuesday, October 05, 2004
Kinetic Zing!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ever have one of those days where u wake up in the morning and u just feel so refreshed. Then you just look out the window and there in the distance you see the beautiful sun . You stare at it so much u crave to be part of it . And you finally come to the conclusion that " it's gonna be a great day "
So the first thing you do is " do the ZING THING " .. you want to dress up so well that others will give you a look ..that people with dirty morose lives , people with mountainous problems can and will actually give a second in their lives to look at you and comment.
"Hey sandy . looking good today "
"You're dressed to kill"
"oh man what a sense of dressing"
But what the hell man . you still have that stubble from the week before ..that has to go .
Yes the gillete sensor excel ++ with 12 blades . that's the closest shave that i can get . ill make sure that the root doesnt see the light of day for the next katrillion light years..
but i need to smoothen the process .. i cant be too hard on my skin .. so ill use the good old spice extraaaaa smooth shaving cream.. smooth as ice ..but as soft as a the neighbour's daughter's cheek.
so you foam ..a rub a dub .. a rub a dub dub .. and you check the time
just 15 minutes to show time .. but u have to get the "zing"
So you swish and swash and swipe and then you wash your face only to realize that you have got a huge cut on your face..
And then you think " Hell that's ok ..im gonna ZING today man ."
So you put on your gogs and go in search of the brightest thing in your closet (that's right you need to protect your eyes) . and then you decide that ill give people the "double zing" . the shirt with the double colour -(purple and magnetic grey )
2 minutes to showdown - you put on your attire and then dont think about the other things thinking that they dont matter.
I would rather say that nothing but tragedy lies around the corner.
Scene 1 : Sexy girl whom you have a crush on enters ..
you : man.. Am i gonna Zing her or what ?
her : hey sandy . what were u shaving with .. an axe?
ZING !!!!ZING . at that moment of truth ..it dawns on you .. sexy girls dig people who shave with axes ..the hardcore types ..they just love them
Scene 2 : your best friend at work comes in
you : hey nishant .. how u doing man ..wassup
nish: hey you look like a traffic light man. is this the way u dress in your life - Ready , Set , Go
ZING !!! ZING
one of the ways to keep gays and pathans away from you is to just get set and go ..
in the end you can say that you would rather have a normal day rather than a ZING.. coz u can mind your own business and people DONT notice you ..
And you can go back to your drab morose life and just FIT IN
later then ....
So the first thing you do is " do the ZING THING " .. you want to dress up so well that others will give you a look ..that people with dirty morose lives , people with mountainous problems can and will actually give a second in their lives to look at you and comment.
"Hey sandy . looking good today "
"You're dressed to kill"
"oh man what a sense of dressing"
But what the hell man . you still have that stubble from the week before ..that has to go .
Yes the gillete sensor excel ++ with 12 blades . that's the closest shave that i can get . ill make sure that the root doesnt see the light of day for the next katrillion light years..
but i need to smoothen the process .. i cant be too hard on my skin .. so ill use the good old spice extraaaaa smooth shaving cream.. smooth as ice ..but as soft as a the neighbour's daughter's cheek.
so you foam ..a rub a dub .. a rub a dub dub .. and you check the time
just 15 minutes to show time .. but u have to get the "zing"
So you swish and swash and swipe and then you wash your face only to realize that you have got a huge cut on your face..
And then you think " Hell that's ok ..im gonna ZING today man ."
So you put on your gogs and go in search of the brightest thing in your closet (that's right you need to protect your eyes) . and then you decide that ill give people the "double zing" . the shirt with the double colour -(purple and magnetic grey )
2 minutes to showdown - you put on your attire and then dont think about the other things thinking that they dont matter.
I would rather say that nothing but tragedy lies around the corner.
Scene 1 : Sexy girl whom you have a crush on enters ..
you : man.. Am i gonna Zing her or what ?
her : hey sandy . what were u shaving with .. an axe?
ZING !!!!ZING . at that moment of truth ..it dawns on you .. sexy girls dig people who shave with axes ..the hardcore types ..they just love them
Scene 2 : your best friend at work comes in
you : hey nishant .. how u doing man ..wassup
nish: hey you look like a traffic light man. is this the way u dress in your life - Ready , Set , Go
ZING !!! ZING
one of the ways to keep gays and pathans away from you is to just get set and go ..
in the end you can say that you would rather have a normal day rather than a ZING.. coz u can mind your own business and people DONT notice you ..
And you can go back to your drab morose life and just FIT IN
later then ....
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