Kinetic Zing!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ever have one of those days where u wake up in the morning and u just feel so refreshed. Then you just look out the window and there in the distance you see the beautiful sun . You stare at it so much u crave to be part of it . And you finally come to the conclusion that " it's gonna be a great day "

So the first thing you do is " do the ZING THING " .. you want to dress up so well that others will give you a look ..that people with dirty morose lives , people with mountainous problems can and will actually give a second in their lives to look at you and comment.

"Hey sandy . looking good today "
"You're dressed to kill"
"oh man what a sense of dressing"

But what the hell man . you still have that stubble from the week before ..that has to go .
Yes the gillete sensor excel ++ with 12 blades . that's the closest shave that i can get . ill make sure that the root doesnt see the light of day for the next katrillion light years..

but i need to smoothen the process .. i cant be too hard on my skin .. so ill use the good old spice extraaaaa smooth shaving cream.. smooth as ice ..but as soft as a the neighbour's daughter's cheek.

so you foam ..a rub a dub .. a rub a dub dub .. and you check the time
just 15 minutes to show time .. but u have to get the "zing"

So you swish and swash and swipe and then you wash your face only to realize that you have got a huge cut on your face..
And then you think " Hell that's ok ..im gonna ZING today man ."

So you put on your gogs and go in search of the brightest thing in your closet (that's right you need to protect your eyes) . and then you decide that ill give people the "double zing" . the shirt with the double colour -(purple and magnetic grey )

2 minutes to showdown - you put on your attire and then dont think about the other things thinking that they dont matter.

I would rather say that nothing but tragedy lies around the corner.


Scene 1 : Sexy girl whom you have a crush on enters ..

you : man.. Am i gonna Zing her or what ?

her : hey sandy . what were u shaving with .. an axe?

ZING !!!!ZING . at that moment of truth ..it dawns on you .. sexy girls dig people who shave with axes ..the hardcore types ..they just love them

Scene 2 : your best friend at work comes in

you : hey nishant .. how u doing man ..wassup

nish: hey you look like a traffic light man. is this the way u dress in your life - Ready , Set , Go

ZING !!! ZING
one of the ways to keep gays and pathans away from you is to just get set and go ..

in the end you can say that you would rather have a normal day rather than a ZING.. coz u can mind your own business and people DONT notice you ..

And you can go back to your drab morose life and just FIT IN

later then ....